Friday, November 10, 2006

Gelato, kitten, Ethi and valium

Yes yes, I havent written for quite some while but I have been in states of grandeur hospitability and utter jealous depression and thus the time was rather scarce. Also my head, in the last couple of weeks, have been buzzing with ideas, plans, additional Xmas shopping items and some more rather vague but still, plans for the future.
Last week, on Wednesday night Gelato came to visit from Tokyo and stayed for a week; we had some very wonderful times, some times a little not so great mostly caused by my oncoming PMS and some very great times when we went to the Aichi Prefectural Museum of Arts to have a look at a very nice exhibition on Persia and learned some great names that can be used at any time, any situation, interchangably as insults, we went to the Nagoya castle and took some very geeky foreign tourist photos in the surrounding gardens, we went to a matsuri at my friends shop and then drinking with Renchan and Aichan consequently finding a little half frozen kitten in front of it, soon to become Ryza こうもり (Ryza=rice in Slovak, Koumori=bat in Japanese) and the apple of an argument of us all. Kitten was permitted to be taken, for the price of one kiss for Renchan, to the Shin Sakae house, where all of us have become Ryza `s mammas. It was so weak that despite being 2 months old it would not eat nor drink, we had to feed it with a syringe and it would then walk around and piss and poo on every futon it could see. After three days it was no better and so we took it to the vets who said that, indeed, it was undernourished but except for some worms there was nothing wrong with it and it only depended on the strength of its life whether it would live or not. We then argued who was to look after it from now on for the Shin Sakae boys were a little fed up with feeding it every two hours, while I would only come and feed it once or twice a day. Fair enough, I could understand them, but what could I do being the only one, with Renchan the only two, who have a regular job. Nevermind, we argued, I cried, quite pointlessly and eventually agreed that Aichan who is free until friday would take Ryza until then and I `d have it until Monday. The next day Ryza died on Aichan `s lap and it left us all a message. A message of friendship, love, care and perhaps the righteousness of the right thing over the wrong.
Ryza came to say goodbye to Oshima-san who had been her real mamma these few days, while held in Aichan `s hands she came and scratched his door and off she went...
We are all friends again; I feel a big Thank You and a strong belief that Ryza is now happily running around the Cat Heaven, watching us and after all the turmoil is warm at heart to see us together once more.
Gelato left and the next day Ethi came from Slovakia, brought me a klobasa and a continual feeling of grandeur hospitability. He `s gone off to Hokkaido today to be back on Sunday so we can finally get trollied. Yay yay.
Today was also the day of The Health Check. No food, no drink since 10pm last night, Mai sensei and I were off to drink valium and get mashines squeeze our boobies. It was a super high class hospital with carpets and paintings on the walls and the staff being super polite, together with tens of other clients we were walking around in blue pyjamas and paper slippers, listening to beeping sounds, guessing holes in circles, getting our booboo squeezed and what not. Valium, as Chris sensei said, tastes and looks like a very bad milkshake, though it is when you pick it up in its plastic cup with your hand that you understand that its something that really should not enter your body. And thats when you have to drink it. Its sooooooo heavy!!!! You gulp it, sip by sip, sqeezing you eyes, after each sip checking how much of it is still left, and then you have to roll this way and that while they take pictures of you. Not really an ideal modelling situation.
And then you have to spend whole afternoon walking around feeling as if you had a brick in your stomach and wondering whether you `ll be able to make it to the toilet. Which as a matter of fact I almost failed. It was rather an adventure indeed.
I `ve pooed out all I could today and I am off to bed now.
I dont think anything i have written this time makes much sense but see if I care (*she pulls on one of her bottom eyelids and stares at the challenging computer screen*)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey roni, not only do you constantly talk s**t, but you also constantly talk about it too! Startling revelation!

15s and 24s!

5:45 PM  

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