How to make friends.

Ways to become closer with male karate students age 6-14: start screaming in a loud feminine voice when you see a cockroach speeding it through the changing room and accuse the individuals in question of putting it there on purpose to scare the crap out of you (possibly unconsciously in order to bring out your feminine side too-which in my case is a trait rather faint, at given moments demonstrating itself via menstrual cycle and wanting to kiss boys).