La Japoneisa: I Should Have Been a Surgeon

Few days ago, when Renchan`s brother So came to visit and we were sitting on the balcony drinking some shu, I managed to step on a glass that was on the floor and made a lot of mess.
I had a little cut on my foot but I thought to myself `I am a girl of the wilderness, blood is good, I know no pain` and that`s how it remained. The pain, after three days was however not getting smaller but greater with each step I took and so this morning I decided to give my dirty little foot of an imp a close look with my shortsighted unprofessional eye. And there it was. Like a little hitchikiker, hidden deep in the sole of my foot, something was peeking out.
I got hold of a needle, a lighter and a pair of tweezers and the operation began. After 15 minutes of strugling, swearing and talking nice to the black passenger in my foot I managed to get out an unexpectedly (relatively) big piece of shattered glass of the size of cca 5mm. After searching the cupboards for any sort of disinfectant Renchan found Beefeater`s Gin and the operation was topped up with a red juicy cherry of elite treatment, as high class girl like myself truly deserves, and then we found iodine and my foot is now yellow.
Off to Tokyo in about an hour. To change the world. To go and share love and peace.